Thursday, June 01, 2006

A note to our readers

THESE ARE THE KINDS OF PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS BLOG. THE SCREENNAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT OUR PERSONAL LIVES. SUFFICE IT TO SAY, "RACE 4 ASIAN CHAMP" IS A SENIOR ADMINISTRATOR ON THIS BLOG. YOU SHOULDN'T LET SOMEONE LIKE THIS WOORTER YOUR PLANTS, LET ALONE RUN A BLOG!

Race 4 Asian Champ
: are you on fucking drugs?
Race 4 Asian Champ: whats wrong with how reyes acts?
Race 4 Asian Champ: thats what i thought!
Race 4 Asian Champ: yeah
Race 4 Asian Champ: silence!
Race 4 Asian Champ: yeah
Race 4 Asian Champ: what!
Race 4 Asian Champ: what!
28 Day Slater: Mark my motherfucking words
28 Day Slater: He's going to be a handful
28 Day Slater: Wright is classy
Race 4 Asian Champ: oh
Race 4 Asian Champ: god forbid a player smiles every now and then!
28 Day Slater: Reyes Cadillacs
Race 4 Asian Champ: he does not.
28 Day Slater: Slaps a single, goes back to the dugout and does some stupid fucking dance
28 Day Slater: Put your fucking head down, hit the fucking ball, and shut the fuck up about it
28 Day Slater: do your fucking job
Race 4 Asian Champ: think of st. augustine.
Race 4 Asian Champ: what is jose reyes
Race 4 Asian Champ: what does he do?
Race 4 Asian Champ: he gets paid a lot of money to hit a ball with a stick and run in a circle
Race 4 Asian Champ: its fun!
Race 4 Asian Champ: dancing is fun!
28 Day Slater: I'm just saying, dude
28 Day Slater: Mark my words
28 Day Slater: He's going to be a problem
28 Day Slater: Wright is an absolute class act
Race 4 Asian Champ: he'll never be a problem
28 Day Slater: OK dude
Race 4 Asian Champ: find me a player on most teams that plays as hard as reyes does, that runs out every gimme grounder
Race 4 Asian Champ: hes pure hustle
Race 4 Asian Champ: plays his ass off every game.
Race 4 Asian Champ: thats all that counts.
28 Day Slater: I love how the announcers are like, "Uh-oh, Reyes is going through that phase again where he thinks he's a home run hitter!"
28 Day Slater: Everytime he hits a home run, he just hacks at every pitch for the next two weeks
Race 4 Asian Champ: thats generally what young players do
28 Day Slater: Until someone finally has sack enough to remind him he weighs 145 soaking wet
28 Day Slater: Does Wright do that?
28 Day Slater: No
28 Day Slater: He realizes he has power
28 Day Slater: But he doesn't try and fucking bash every pitch
28 Day Slater: I'm telling you dude, I've seen it before
28 Day Slater: Soriano is a good example
Race 4 Asian Champ: soriano cant dance.
28 Day Slater: Next year Reyes won't run out all those pop ups
28 Day Slater: He'll start wearing big fucking silver chains
28 Day Slater: The mics are gonna pick them up when he tries to beat out a tag
28 Day Slater: Gonna start demanding his own La-Z-Boy
Race 4 Asian Champ: nah man
Race 4 Asian Champ: no team in the majors plays their asses off like the mets do for willie.
Race 4 Asian Champ: maybe the tigres and jimmy leland
Race 4 Asian Champ: or the white sox.
28 Day Slater: Kid's a decent hitter, but he walks around like he's fuckin' Joe D
Race 4 Asian Champ: hes more talented.
28 Day Slater: Excuse me?
Race 4 Asian Champ: he can change a game for you.
28 Day Slater: I'm sorry, I was eating lunch
28 Day Slater: Did you just say Jose Reyes is "more talented" than Joe DiMaggio?
Race 4 Asian Champ: physically, much.
28 Day Slater: Well, you just proved my point
28 Day Slater: You're a fucking retard and everything you say should be immediately forgotten
Race 4 Asian Champ: jose reyes will retire with more rings that joe dimaggio.
28 Day Slater: You are an anarchist!
Race 4 Asian Champ: if jose reyes played with that short porch in right at yankee stadium, hed be a 50-50 player every year.
28 Day Slater: A fanatic!

Happy Recap

Some blogs promise you blow by blow coverage of games, inning by inning analysis. They're all liars, boxscore readers, office holders. We're honest with you here at BBPOTS: I only saw 20 minutes of tonight's game - the last 20 minutes.

So I've heard Pedro pitched eight scoreless innings to keep us in the game against arguably the Senior League's best pitcher. For that he wins player of the game honors and a lifetime supply of Soothie cough drops. He also proves all the naysayers wrong from last spring, when people said, "Oh, Pedro and that 100th pitch! Oh, he'll never make it out of the 5th inning. Oh, the Dominican Republic will never produce a major league ballplayer!"

In a moment that will forever be remembered as when Endy Jaime Chavez became a true Met, our malnourished backup centerfielder knocked in the winning run in the bottom of the 12th, sealing the deal in the last at bat - again. Every day is a gift, and so is Carlos Luis Tiant Beltran's health. No one knows this better than this year's Metropolitans.

BBPOTS PLAYER OF THE GAME: Pedro Martinez
BBPOTS Daps: Endy Chavez
BBPOTS METS FAN OF THE WEEK: Luis Guzman

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