Tuesday, May 30, 2006
But fear not. Soon I will once again have Internet access like a normal person, and we'll sort out all of the Player of the Game awards from the games we've missed thus far. Stay strong, Metropolitans fans. Breathe, stretch, shake, let it out.
Put it in the books! These game-winning hits by David Allen Wright, fastest man alive, Son of Jor-El, are getting so routine, Mets fans don’t even lose control of their bowels anymore.
But Seriously, (Phil Collins reference there), it’s tough to ask more from a team that keeps taking two of three games from the opposition. But I will. For one, can we win a fucking game with Pedro on the mound? I know, in his mind, Pedro didn’t lose the game. And I know Jose Domingo Reyes knocked in the game tying run tonight, but can he please get a bunt down?
But by far the best baseball-related moment of the weekend was at Saturday’s game at