Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Recap

I could barely hear the Metropolitans' blowout loss over David Ortiz' unintelligible whining.

Let's get it together here, guys. I know these games don't mean much to you, but I need shit to watch when football isn't on.

Comments:
Mr. Ortiz provided reasonable insight into the bull that is MVP voting.
 
David Ortiz sounded remarkably like Rob Maresca talking about playing guitar.
 
Yeah, you're right. He really did provide some great insight.

My favorite was, "It doesn't matter how much you've done for your ball club." That's a really good point. MVP has nothing to do with how valuable a player you are.
 
But he said that in regards to AROD, And they have Seven Kids???
 
Try to imagine the Rob voice while you read this.

Only power hitters like me should be able to get the MVP for the season. Maybe Jermaine Dye could get it too, because he is almost kind of as good as me. Tell that idiot Jeter that if he wants to be even three quarters of half as good as me he needs to prove it by hitting in a lineup full of stupid jerks who suck at hitting like I do.

Notice that I didn't really stray from what Ortiz was saying at all.
 
No, Ortiz is a bitch. His points contradict. Note how I referred to him in NY Times style. He can't complain about team ranking as a nonfactor and then claim that slugging somehow is a factor. He would deserve MVP. So would Dye, Jeter (meh, sort of) Morneau/Mauer, etc etc. MVP is a stupid award. They all are. He probably has some nice mango salsa bonus he wants.
 
hi people,this is a simple test
sorry sex video
hhh
 
mHjyx6 Your blog is great. Articles is interesting!
 
hx2kOb Wonderful blog.
 
6PZFed Wonderful blog.
 
Please write anything else!
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Good job!
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Good job!
 
Wonderful blog.
 
Nice Article.
 
Hello all!
 
BDKBun Hello all!
 
Thanks to author.
 
bupKZP The best blog you have!
 
D7iLu4 actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Thanks to author.
 
Please write anything else!
 
Hello all!
 
Thanks to author.
 
Nice Article.
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Please write anything else!
 
Nice Article.
 
Magnific!
 
7y3QUX write more, thanks.
 
Nice Article.
 
Nice Article.
 
Wonderful blog.
 
Good job!
 
Nice Article.
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Good job!
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Magnific!
 
Thanks to author.
 
Magnific!
 
Nice Article.
 
Good job!
 
Save the whales, collect the whole set
 
Wonderful blog.
 
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
 
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 
Nice Article.
 
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
 
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
 
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
 
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
 
Hello all!
 
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
 
Save the whales, collect the whole set
 
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
 
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Wonderful blog.
 
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
 
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 
Good job!
 
All generalizations are false, including this one.
 
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Good job!
 
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 
Please write anything else!
 
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
 
Save the whales, collect the whole set
 
Thanks to author.
 
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
 
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
 
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
Hello all!
 
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
 
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
 
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 
Magnific!
 
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
 
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
 
Magnific!
 
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
 
Magnific!
 
C++ should have been called B
 
Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?